How to do the Oklahoma Two Step <not to be mistaken with its cuzin’, the Texas Two Step>/// Things you’ll need…
*Mandatory*: a dance partner, inmycase – a honky-tonk angel with only immoral purposes in mind// inhercase a Marlboro man
*Optional but recommended*: //men – cowboy boots chalked on the bottom – tight ass jeans *slim Wranglers* which must pass the quarter test – a pearl button shirt (trust me, she’ll figure it out) – a cowboy hat (summer – white straw…winter – black felt 10x) //ladies – no skirts below the knees (trust me, he’ll figure it out). Just remember, dancing is foreplay// venue – a live country band <preferably with a fiddle player> or a well-stocked jukebox// attitude – some fire in your blood (y’all both know what I’m talking about) // lastly but most important – the ability to count to +w0
*Additional notes*: (1) 0nly dance with one that you came with (2) if you go looking for trouble, sho’ ’nuff somebody will accommodate (3) if you follow these rules, you won’t make it out of the parking lot w/0 sharing at least 1 |n+im@Te moment ];-)
*Choosing a h0nKy-t0Nk*: Any old honky tonk will do, I’ve danced everywhere from Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth to Stovall’s in Pacific, Missouri to some old juke in Vidalia, Mississippi…my personal favorite, Caravan Cattle Company in Tulsa, Oklahoma *I prefer a more intimate setting but try them all* check it >—> http://honkytonkusa.net/
*Dance Lessons*: Get out on the dance floor and take, inmycase, your honky-tonk angel with ya >—> Stand with your feet together facing your partner >—> Put your right hand on your partner’s waist >—> put your left hand out to your side with your arm slightly bent and take your partner’s hand >—> Listen for the beat and away you go *quick note* <always keep your feet moving forward not side to side or you’ll be roadkill >—> so here’s the secret <drumroll> – left<long>left<short>right<half&half> and repeat >—> this will get you around that hardwood jungle//feel free to spin, tip your hat to that special lady, slower…faster, keep your eyes open and you’ll start to pick up on the fun stuff, just stick to it and if y’all can keep your clothes on ’til last call $$$ next stop..the rodeo!!!
d|gI+Al hEGeM0n ...d|g|Z|nE 
We had good times at Stovall’s. Miss you….